Play?!
the following exchange occured between approximately 9:10pm and 9:20pm, January 4th 2012
Pax: Hey Mom, whacha doin'? Play, play, can we please play?
Whiring of sewing machine...
Pax: I shall jab you with my nose until you respond. PLAY!
Me: Hey sweet baby dog, here is some popcorn, now let mommy work.
Whiring of sewing machine...
Pax: Look, its a ball! And it squeaks, it squeaks loud! Look at how talented I am, I can squeeeeze the ball in rapid succession and it sounds like a dying rabbit with a megaphone, WHEEEE!
Me: Wow. Okay Pax, here is some more popcorn, just let mommy work for a few more minutes.
Pax: Pssst, Mom. That thing that follow me is there again... I think I can catch it tonight.
Pax enthusiastically chases tail.
Peaceful whiring of sewing machine for several minutes...
Pax: Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mama. Mommy. Mom...
Me: Silence.
Pax: I know a fun game, I shall crawl under your chair and lick your feet, and then when they twitch I shall nibble your toes, what fun!
All peaceful whiring of the sewing machine ceases until a vigourous game of fetch is played and Pax is sufficiently tuckered out.
This, folks was my night last night. Love my dog, but dear sweet Moses, sometimes I wish I had a blow gun with tranquilizing darts.
Pax: Hey Mom, whacha doin'? Play, play, can we please play?
Whiring of sewing machine...
Pax: I shall jab you with my nose until you respond. PLAY!
Me: Hey sweet baby dog, here is some popcorn, now let mommy work.
Whiring of sewing machine...
Pax: Look, its a ball! And it squeaks, it squeaks loud! Look at how talented I am, I can squeeeeze the ball in rapid succession and it sounds like a dying rabbit with a megaphone, WHEEEE!
Me: Wow. Okay Pax, here is some more popcorn, just let mommy work for a few more minutes.
Pax: Pssst, Mom. That thing that follow me is there again... I think I can catch it tonight.
Pax enthusiastically chases tail.
Peaceful whiring of sewing machine for several minutes...
Pax: Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mama. Mommy. Mom...
Me: Silence.
Pax: I know a fun game, I shall crawl under your chair and lick your feet, and then when they twitch I shall nibble your toes, what fun!
All peaceful whiring of the sewing machine ceases until a vigourous game of fetch is played and Pax is sufficiently tuckered out.
This, folks was my night last night. Love my dog, but dear sweet Moses, sometimes I wish I had a blow gun with tranquilizing darts.
And then there was Jinx.....see Momma Mason try to do her housework while carrying baby Jinx around in a blanket sling!
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